we’re all getting arrested for this
I have to believe the President would die laughing at these.
Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life
The oddest things hurt me. They get stuck in my head and replay over and over." -Unknown (via dark-serenade)
The bravest thing I ever did was continuing my life when I wanted to die." -Juliette Lewis (via eedjit)
The tweet that saved the entire female population